June 2012
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I’m unnaturally excited about tomorrow. Perhaps it’s the prospect of just getting away from everything, real life, commitments, even if it’s only for five days. I don’t know. Maybe I’m just purposely putting a block on the ‘canoeing’ part of the week due to the fact that last year I ran us into a tree and it hurt like a bitch. Maybe I’m also putting...
pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude
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I CAN’T FIND MY SHOES
I AM IN A RAGE
THIS IS THE MADDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN
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You know what's kind of beautiful?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
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coagulates:
I can never just like something like a normal person, i have to get unhealthily obsessed with it until i like foam at the mouth
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[playing Sonic]
Seb: Can we change characters? I want to be Amy.
Dad: But she's a girl.
Seb: DADDY, DON'T BE INSOLENT.
huntwerk:
justin timberlake justin timberocean justin timberpond justin timbersea justin timbercreek justin timberstream
liquidiousfleshbag:
do you think tony stark gets drunk and serenades steve rogers with the canadian anthem
i would
so i like to think that he would too
queerard:
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
caustica:
On a side note, people who complain about spelling words like colo(u)r/favo(u)rite on the basis that it ‘looks pretentious’ can suck ass.
How the fuck does it look pretentious? Is the word ‘favourite” wearing a black turtleneck, chinos and a keffiyeh? i don’t understand.
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Dad’s booked it. Ten days in Orlando. Christmas in New York. New Year’s in London. Holy shit.
Anonymous asked: 14 (5 things you have to have in your dream house)
hussiesprostate:
i love my otp more than i love myself
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My dad's Reichenbach theory: Sherlock jumped, and when John got hit by the bike, Iron Man swooped in and saved Sherlock. This is because Robert Downey Jr. is also Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlocks must stick together.
I loathe when people think that I’m shy rather than introverted. There’s...
– Comment by popculturemulcher in the article I’m Not a Miserable Bitch, I’m Just an Introvert (via colinfirth)
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chrismello:
hello friends,
i use man and dude as neutral terms of affection
and if that upsets any of you please tell me
and i will not do that
ferrisbueller:
do you ever cry because you don’t live in new york city